[原创]你不过是想我和你结婚

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Post by tiffany » 2006-10-02 15:32

走成了么?我表示充分怀疑。 :mrgreen:
倒是这个枚防化,一幅同志代言人的调调,也不至于一找到终身合伙人就如此无趣了吧? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by 火星狗 » 2006-10-02 15:37

原来是“要走”,哎呀,还是让这可怜人走吧,显然马丁同学心理正处于极不平衡的状态,再留下来会有更多猥琐戏份。
我猜马丁的改造计划最终没成功……
倒是这个枚防化,一幅同志代言人的调调,也不至于一找到终身合伙人就如此无趣了吧?
gay当然有无趣的,咱不是奔二少女,不能戏剧化gay。 :-)
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Post by Jun » 2006-10-02 15:38

这个同性恋的基因太违反“人生的终极意义”,我很奇怪这么多年进化还没淘汰掉这个基因。
I have plenty of theories, but people would laugh at me again if I get into a long analysis here. :cry:

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Post by 火星狗 » 2006-10-02 15:49

but people would laugh at me again if I get into a long analysis here.
那就别在这里讲,开个新贴讲好了,我们一定严肃的去瞻仰。

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Post by tiffany » 2006-10-02 15:53

one word: gene :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by 火星狗 » 2006-10-02 15:59

要是都像小白这么言简意赅,世上就不会有科研人员这种职业了……

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Post by 密斯张三 » 2006-10-02 16:07

Knowing wrote:
密斯张三 wrote:
Knowing wrote:这样毫无特色的一句话你也记得出处!我倒!
别快写快写的啦,多谢捧场,下周末请早。
哪能!只许人家Jun记得uh ... not so much的吗?
那你倒没看出“手就只管往去熟了的地方去”是inspired by 张爱?我为了写的露而不淫,想了半天没想出更好的话来,还是抄袭了。
红白玫瑰?
我刚读了同学少年都不贱。写得真直露啊!当时看电子书里似乎也还没有这样呢。不知道是我牛眼看漏还是为尊者讳掉了。

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Post by 森林的火焰 » 2006-10-02 16:16

给小K提个可能的细节哈。马丁在天人交战体会自己想要男人不想要女人的时候,气味可能是很重要的一个环境因素。女人头发,香水,皮肤的气味与男人完全不同,那种耳鬓厮磨时的”小氛围“相当强烈。
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Post by 洛洛 » 2006-10-02 16:29

Jun wrote:
这个同性恋的基因太违反“人生的终极意义”,我很奇怪这么多年进化还没淘汰掉这个基因。
I have plenty of theories, but people would laugh at me again if I get into a long analysis here. :cry:
不是据说动物也有同性恋的行为。可见繁殖是重要的,但不是唯一的。
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Post by Jun » 2006-10-02 19:06

tiffany wrote:one word: gene :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Ah but this is one case in which genetics is NOT the answer, or at least not the primary answer.

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Post by 森林的火焰 » 2006-10-02 19:47

tiffany wrote:one word: gene :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
按照现在流行的说法:epigenetics. :mrgreen:
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Post by 火星狗 » 2006-10-02 19:56

仍旧可以说是基因,中等危害程度勉强适应社会环境的基因。
如果这个基因强到绝对不会那啥啥,很显然一代之后就灭绝了。

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Post by Jun » 2006-10-02 20:15

It is not that simple.

The whole business about human (and animal) sexual behaviors is damned fascinating and mind-boggling -- and that's before taking into account the social evoluation of taboos and attitudes.

A gold mine for speculative fiction.

The more I learn the more I am FORCED (! I have no choice!) to laugh at the illusion of conscious control of human behavior. Free will is a fantastic concept -- fantastically appealing and deceptive.

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Post by 大学女生 » 2006-10-03 9:29

tiffany wrote:倒是这个枚防化,一幅同志代言人的调调,也不至于一找到终身合伙人就如此无趣了吧? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
嘻嘻,就跟直人们一般,自己一终身有靠就端起一幅教训小辈介绍对象的谱
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Post by karen » 2006-10-03 11:03

有时他们更会啾啾啾,大概修成正果难度比直人大,更觉得来之不易。
我的那对弯蜜优越感十足,时刻提醒我们直的他们一起有十年了。 我听多了心里暗暗想,切,十年又怎么样,你那另一半每次派对之前都要吸白面, 别以为我看不出来。 :-P

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Post by tiffany » 2006-10-09 8:58

居然没有更新 :BloodyK:
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Post by 森林的火焰 » 2006-10-09 9:02

同吐同吐,吐到小K更新为止。 :BloodyK: :BloodyK: :BloodyK:
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Post by Knowing » 2006-10-09 9:23

I forgot...maybe next week... :BloodyK: :BloodyK: :BloodyK: :BloodyK:
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Post by Jun » 2006-10-09 18:54

小K我在NPR上听到这一段访问对话,可以给你当素材。是一个ex-Ex-Gay Movement的弯男讲述他如何加入教会组织想把自己扳直而未果的过程。我觉得好在真实,这人不是特别会说话,滔滔不绝口若悬河的类型,反而可信。同一个节目里还有个此组织里的头儿的采访,他也是弯的,自称是扳直了,而且结婚生子云云。对比着听,有点意思。
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... Id=6225405

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Post by Knowing » 2006-10-09 22:49

好明天有空听。
我看过“摩门男孩的坦白”,是作者自传体的one man show , 里面讲他掰直的过程,也是教会一直出钱让他心理治疗,然后他一直压抑想跟男人在一起的冲动。他比马丁强多了,不是完全不能跟女人在一起,有妻子,两个可爱的孩子,能长期在柜子里的多半是这种,特弯的也藏不了那么久。我认识这样的弯人,当然是已经出来的了,他们说,他们当时也挺爱未婚妻,想让她们快乐,想婚姻幸福,想压抑自己,但是长期下来,就是压抑不住,而且是越来越难控制..
摩门男孩后来干脆弯了也那什么,过的比较乱和,想孩子和家庭温暖,被人dump 了伤心就觉得自己怎么这么傻,放弃跟孩子睡前的拥抱,换来的就是这个?光想乱搞也不是大多数人的天性。
Nevertheless, she persisted.

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Post by 洛洛 » 2006-10-10 7:55

我想弯人要弄直,就象我们要弄弯一样需要根本的思想转变。
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Post by Knowing » 2006-10-10 15:20

刚听了,挖塞,这个掰直运动真逗,把一群弯男弄在一起住,这是掰直嘛?直的也要被扭弯了。
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Post by Knowing » 2006-10-13 21:42

周末更新啦! :dog001: :dog001: :dog001:
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Post by 火星狗 » 2006-10-13 21:48

小K你好evil !!
严重抗议人人皆gay的不良倾向。
“最后只是两小块青肿”,这个小细节真生动。

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Post by Knowing » 2006-10-13 21:52

我怎么evil 啦?上礼拜的更新突出一个“色情”,这礼拜突出一个“暴力”嘛。
宝玲不gay 啊。
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Post by 火星狗 » 2006-10-13 22:00

转了一圈下来,最可怜的是宝玲,连中两期彩票。小K可不能和当今的少女作家似的,专虐女主角。

不过我赞成把马丁揍的再扁一点。

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Post by 洛洛 » 2006-10-13 22:28

第三行开头错了,应该是马丁。
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Post by 笑嘻嘻 » 2006-10-13 22:40

真精彩! :admir002: :admir002: 我一半妒忌一半羡慕地说,小k你这篇比从前写的都好。好比突然打通了什么穴道一样。
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我也觉得最好

Post by oldfaithful » 2006-10-14 0:12

是我看过的最好的一篇. 虽然这样的生活很遥远, 但是写出来的人性很真实.赞!

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This is fr@#king funny. Please continue

Post by snowy » 2006-10-14 0:32

Dear Knowing,
This is really funny. I enjoy your novel a lot. Please continue. :admir001:

P.S. I guess Jeremy is driving a Ford-150 pickup truck, instead of a Ford-15.

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Post by Jun » 2006-10-14 6:50

LOL. You're so cruel, Knowing. Making fun of histronic gay men.

Wait, at one point you said Pauline's sons are married. Or is it one son who's married and one son, Jimmy is gay and not married? I bet Pauline doesn't know one of his sons is gay? If Jimmy is also married, then if he beats up Martin it would be heavy dose of irony.

It must be a lot worse to be a redneck gay man than a New York gay.
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Post by Knowing » 2006-10-14 8:06

俩个笔误改过来了,谢谢仔细的洛洛和snowy. 不好意思,离上次看到F 150 已经真是有好几年了 ....

大儿子结婚了,吉米是没结婚的小儿子。宝玲生命中其他男人虽然坏,儿子这样体贴保护她,运气也不算坏到底啦。本来的确是打算让柜中人大儿子来揍马丁的,后来想想,哎,太黑暗了,干嘛人人都那么坏,还是留些亮色吧。
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Post by karen » 2006-10-14 11:26

这个弯男活该被揍,给小K吹个口哨! :whistling:

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Post by lvxiu » 2006-10-14 15:22

写得好精彩。 :admir002:
开头写梅方华他们的时候,我觉得还有点做作,写到后来,马丁那德行,还有被揍的情形,好精彩。真是觉得痛快,又好笑的要命。
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我喜欢这个故事。

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Post by 洛洛 » 2006-10-14 19:55

F-150据说是最畅销的卡车。我们原来公司的车子就是这个型号。(我原来住的地方按jun的说法,都是redneck) :-P ――我一次也没开过,好逊。 :let_me_die:
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Post by Knowing » 2006-10-16 15:30

啧啧,看这群儿妇女平时装的很同人女,对弯男好像十分同情友善理解的样子,一到关键时刻有个姐妹吃了点儿亏马上都恶狠狠的露出真面目了。
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Post by 火星狗 » 2006-10-16 16:47

这完全是从剧情角度考虑,吉米这种粗人不会怜香惜玉的。 :-)

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Post by Elysees » 2006-10-17 11:51

Knowing wrote:大儿子结婚了,吉米是没结婚的小儿子。宝玲生命中其他男人虽然坏,儿子这样体贴保护她,运气也不算坏到底啦。本来的确是打算让柜中人大儿子来揍马丁的,后来想想,哎,太黑暗了,干嘛人人都那么坏,还是留些亮色吧。
这宝玲居然俩儿子都弯了?然后找个男朋友也是弯的?这也太、太可怜了吧。
啧啧,看这群儿妇女平时装的很同人女,对弯男好像十分同情友善理解的样子,一到关键时刻有个姐妹吃了点儿亏马上都恶狠狠的露出真面目了。
哪有,我就觉得此人颇可怜。
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Post by tiffany » 2006-10-19 13:29

马丁还真倒霉/背,咋就date上date的妈了。 :-P
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Post by Jun » 2006-10-23 7:00

Another weekend has come and gone. Where is the text we are waiting for? :rabbit001:

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Post by Knowing » 2006-10-23 8:46

I am shamed... :f22: :f22:
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Post by niuniu » 2006-10-23 22:03

又要等周末了啊 :verysad:
有一次和我的饭搭子在路上遇到了他的弯人前同事,此人非但其貌不扬,秃顶凸肚,门牙一条缝,做人也不怎么样,当面三分笑,背后插一刀,用我饭搭子的话说“He is a bitch"。弯人除了弯一点的,其它该是什么是什么。我对弯男的fantasy在活生生的事实面前啪的破灭了 :f21:

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Post by 红尘有缘 » 2006-10-29 18:00

等更新等的哈辛苦
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Post by tautou » 2006-10-30 9:15

下周复下周,下周何其多。Knowing不更新,大家齐吐血。 :BloodyK: :BloodyK: :BloodyK:

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Post by 森林的火焰 » 2006-10-30 10:15

这首新作用你们福建话读是押韵的吧。 :f59:
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Post by tautou » 2006-10-30 17:55

我猜这新作歪诗用什么话念都不押韵 :action077: :action077: :action077:

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Post by 火星狗 » 2006-10-30 18:00

我严肃的说,新诗没必要压韵。

这篇小说不会变成那秃尾巴的XXX把?

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Post by Knowing » 2006-11-26 21:01

更新啦!
Nevertheless, she persisted.

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Post by tiffany » 2006-11-26 21:04

一句话,才!
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Post by Knowing » 2006-11-26 21:29

你不会数数嘛? :BloodyK: :BloodyK: :BloodyK:
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